Mana and health for sale

January 21, 2009 by Jin
Filed under Games, Off the Wall, Recent

It seems anything goes these days to make a buck. A company has just announced that real life health potions are now for sale. Health potions are the companion product to mana potions, which had been announced and made available earlier.

For a bargain price of $20.70 US (+ $8.71 shipping and handling), you can get a 6-pack of your favorite potion variety. Blue mana potions supposedly provide late night gaming fuel, containing about as much caffeine as a two Red Bull energy drinks, while red health potions contain ingredients such as elderberry, biotin and folate for more of a long term energy boost.

Mana potions are supposed to taste a bit like citrus and be a little sour while health potions are supposed be apple cinnamon in flavor. They must pack quite a vitamin punch because the manufacturer recommend only taking one of these every 24 hours (24 hour cool down). They even warn you of the possibility of a niacin flush - giving you the rosy glow of a sunburn without a sunburn after ingesting one of these. Sounds delicious and possibly a bit dangerous.

Buy them direct from the manufacturer.